Pointless But Fun Gadgets For The Loo!
Yes every now and then I love reviewing the funny and pointless gadgets that are on offer in the UK, and today is no exception. I’m covering a few gadgets you can have for your bathroom.
1) Dual Shower Head RRP £39.99
I love having showers with my partner and it can get steamy in more ways than one. Its a bit harder after the new one was put in because its smaller and you get freezing if you go at it against the wall. The thing is though, and others that have had a shower with a partner in the past would agree, if you are actually trying to have a shower, one is in the warmth and the other is freezing. This contraption is designed to attach to your shower head, so both of you can enjoy the hot water. The shower heads also have an added pulsating massage function which could lead to some ‘experimentation’. It has different settings so you can customize which head vibrates and which one sprays water, or both. Gives a whole new meaning to a ‘hot’ shower.
Hears a refreshing twist from taking a newspaper to the loo. Introducing the Potty Putter and Potty Fisher. These game are designed to fit around your toilet so you can play games to keep you amused while your doing your business. You can either chose to put some time in on the green with a golfing game or spend time fishing with the fishing one, you can tell your sporting buddies how you got so good at your chosen game just by spending time on the crapper, very dignified. To be honest I’d prefer a TV and a games console there.
3) Lav Nav RRP 19.97
We’ve all had that problem, you wake up at stupid o’clock in the morning to go to the loo, walking like a zombie, our brains are not all that effective when suffering from high fatigue so toilet hunting becomes a bit more difficult. I am now going into one of those no claims advert mode. Problems like ‘Where the hell is the lightswitch’, ‘The light stings my eyes’ and ‘Argh! for fu*k sake toilet seats down’ are common. If your one of millions suffering with this problem well suffer no more with Lav Nav. Lav Nav sticks to your toilet lid illuminating your way to the toilet with sensors which activate when you are near and also switches itself off as you go away. It also has a cool colour LED function to indicate whether the toilet seat is up or down, Red up, Green down but if your that tired would you even remember which light means which. I also hate it when they have things back to front, red usually means danger and green good to go, so shouldn’t they have red for toilet seat down and green for up? Being a gadget aimed for men they screwed that up didn’t they. I think I’m being to picky.
4) Arse Face Soap RRP £3.95
There is Not much I can say about this invention, its a bar of soap which one side says ‘Arse’ and the other ‘Face’. Its so you never get confused and use the wrong side of the soap again. Obviously it happens other wise they wouldn’t have made it but don’t most people use gel wash for there body, face wash for the face and a bar of soap for hands? I don’t know maybe its because I’m a girl and the amount of bathroom products I have could supply my local Tesco. It appealed to me though because its got arse written on the soap. Just a thought, you know the saying ‘don’t drop the soap in prison’, they would be using this one as a dice to figure what angle to take you from.
5) Boobs Shower Lotion Dispenser
If you thought I could go without putting a breast gadget in, well your wrong! Hear we have some squidgy boobs that stick in your shower. As you squeeze them they will dispense soap, super cool! Each boob has a compartment behind so you can fill them up with your chosen soaps, one could be a body wash and the other could be shampoo. Yay for all minds that think up this crazy crap. Now come on you know you want one!