I don’t ‘do’ politics…..but I’ll still vote conservative
”Well today is the day of reckoning, the day when the whole country decides who will be our next government, the day the country decides who will waste our taxes into oblivion, who will next let millions more immigrants into Britain and of course who will slip up momentously in some sort of sex scandal.
My thoughts on politics is very simple, I want to live in my country in relative safety, with enough money in my pocket to enjoy life and when I am too old and senial to work, to have enough money in my bank to enjoy what time I have left. Any government that can promise me that is a fair choice in my books, and out of the 3 main parties the conservatives offer most of what I want.
The thing is, I don’t really trust politicians, I think Cameron looks like a sex offender, Gordon looks like an Injured walrus, and Nick Clegg reminds me of a seedy uncle, all of which you wouldn’t want to sit next to on a train. So why have I voted conservative then? I hear you scream, well basically it gives me the right to moan when it all goes tits up, if I don’t vote I have no right to say anything.
All I know is that If I have to put up with another 5 years of the un elected Gordon Brown, I will probably snap, go to 10 downing street and force mashed potato up his arse, I don’t like him, his chin wobbles when he talks, and his wry smile reminds of an old lady trying to hide a fart at bingo. You can’t fool me Brown I already know your a c**t and everyone else knows it, another revelation for you too Gordy…..David’s wife is much better looking, and he likes a pint.
I also heard today that a shed load of mp’s are stepping down today, a record since world war 2, big wigs like John Prescott and Anne Widdecombe, I think that is great! now they can both go away and have a love child together, it will have 3 eyes, 145 fingers and will be called Neil. They will keep him tied up in a basement and feed him raw chicken, they will educate him on politics and one day will grow up to be the next prime minister, if that happens (and I’m pretty sure it will) I am off to Spain”
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