Tosser Of The Day
”This guy is a complete tosser, don’t know him? well he is the hip hop dancing prick from the ‘we buy any car.com’ adverts that adorn our televisions during the day. I’m sure as a person he is very nice and it is probably a bit unfair of me to label him like that, but on the flip side he must have known what an irritating twat he would be doing an advert like this. Previously I may have been inclined to put the fat man from the ‘Go compare’ ad on here instead, but this numpty really grates me!
Look at his face, go on look at it! now think about the advert for a second………now I bet you feel like beating his face in with a fire extinguisher don’t you? I have no idea what his name is, believe me I spent nearly an hour searching on google, but to no avail. I wonder what he tells people when they ask what he does for a living, if he said that he was a ‘man whore that turns tricks for 50p an hour’, it would sound a lot better than, ‘oh yeah I’m the guy from the incredibly annoying we buy any car advert’
I have a message for him: think about your future, think about your kids, what kind of message are you sending them? that it’s OK to do ‘rubbish hip hop style dancing to promote a company that buys second hand cars?’ well it isn’t. At least the meerkat adverts were funny, and the go compare guy can sing, what can you do other than look like a complete fucking tosser?
Your wife hates you by the way, yeah she does, and the only reason she’s with you is because she is shagging your best mate, who happens to be Howard from the Halifax adverts, and he beats her up so she keeps the affair quiet.
Look at him, with his Lego man hair cut, beagle eyes and primark suit, When he dies who will go to his funeral? I’ll tell you….no one, and what will be on his headstone? one word………FAIL.”
For any of you that haven’t seen the advert, like my American cousins, here is the offending advert:
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Wow big rant!!! So if we had a new lead man, would you be happier?
Yes I think you should get Sergiev the meerkat, he would hip hop that son of a bitch into next week!
Have had so many suggestions – chico, jedward, cheeky girls, david bowie!!!! but the meerkat??? new one!
Jedward would be worse, I would scratch my own eyeballs out if you did that, If you want people to sell there cars with you just get Michael Bolton to sing ‘how am I supposed to live without you’ in a hip hop style, then Liz Hurley does a pole dance before riding off on a horse made of gold…..oh and don’t forget a skateboarding dog (jack russell) seriously you would be overwhlemed with business!
I can’t believe you haven’t chosen gio compario!
Anyway, here is Confused attempt to gain back the market:
Watch the it pays to be confused advert
Oh he was a close second lol
“Tosser”
Robyn@credit card debt. It’s happening again…Synchronicity …
(inside joke)but y’ all can check it out!
Peace.
ahahahahaha… ohhh god i need stitches my sides just split to shreds!! ahahahaha ohhh we buy any car? we buy your mum mate… !!! shove your second hand cars and your pathetic attempts to dazzle the nation on how much second hand cars are… we dont give a crap.. if we did.. blogs like this wouldnt be posted… get a LIFE!! urghh you remind me of a 60’s throw back who will do anything to come back into the media world…asshole