Don’t wear that! you look like a tool: Worst fashion trends of 2010
”Now I don’t for one minute claim that I am some sort of fashion guru, or that I know what is in or out of season, but what I do know is that some of the stuff people are wearing at the minute is an utter tragedy, and what’s worse is the people wearing this gear don’t seem to realise is how much of a cleft they look.
I have put together this list of so called fashionable items that people currently wear so that we may digest the fact that one day in the future people will remember this and say ‘god I did look like a complete c**k!’
80’s style trainers
Who wears them?
Self obsessed dentists son’s who hang around outside posh coffee shops but can’t actually afford to buy any coffee because of how much he spent on his twattish trainers.
Why are they crap?
All clothing from the 80’s was crap, trainers are no exception
Can also be used for?
Storing stuff, like keys, money, or a holiday home for Stuart Little
The slouch beanie
image jacquieblackman
Who wears them?
Too many people, it seems to be the consensus that anyone under the age of 25 seems to own one.
Why are they crap?
They make the wearer look like a smirf, they also have the uncanny ability to make the wearer appear utterly miserable, or maybe that’s just me, jury’s out on that one.
Can also be used for?
Keeping your teapot warm
Low slung jeans
image: victoriapeckham
Who wears them?
The social reprobates of society, pikey’s, delinquents, white rapper wannabes and ‘Urban yoofs!’
Why are they crap?
A ridiculous fashion trend that seems to be taking Britain by storm, numpties running about showing their debenhams boxer shorts, accompanied by a hand placed right down on his crotch, like a ferret chasing a rabbit….do I really need to explain why its crap?
Can also be used for?
Jeans can be used as normal on a person that is proportionate to the size of the jeans. The youth wearing them can be eaten as a snack
Skinny Jeans
image: mike fleming
Who wears them?
Russell brandites, the young and ‘trendy’ and anyone that watches twilight.
Why are they crap?
On a lady, fitted well and with the right top can look rather sexy, on a bloke however, all they do is highlight your skinny bandy legs, and if your one of those numpties that wears skinny jeans low slung, then your even more of a spoon, you know who you are, now bow your head in shame!
Can also be used for?
Ear warmers for rabbits
Hip hop style caps
image: xjasonrogersx
Who wears them?
Urban yoofs, emo’s, the socially depressed, reprobates, and also the guys that wear the low slung jeans.
Why are they crap?
I have to admit that I am impressed with some of the designs of these caps, on the more expensive ones you can see a lot of work has gone into them, but my friends it doesn’t take away the fact that the wearer of said cap looks like a complete tool, I respect that they are currently fashionable, but when you end up at the age of 40, looking through a photo album at how stupid you looked in your youth and crying into your hands, you can come back here and talk to us about it….It’s OK mate I used to wear shell suits!
Can also be used for?
Catching bee’s
Popped collars
Hey ladies, hey fellas!
Who wears them?
Self obsessed pretty boys with a penchant for the over exaggerated chewing of gum, drinking Coors light and wearing charity bracelets just to look caring in a vain attempt to pull a woman that is socially and professionally better than him.
Why are they crap?
Because in a split second you can go from having your collar down and looking smart to putting the collar up and looking like a man that would steal someones dole money, and thinks Gregg’s is posh food.”
Can also be used for?
Well here’s a good idea, why not fold the collar back down and use it as a shirt!
Got any more fashion trends that you hate? leave a comment!
I can’t stand when people where the slouch beanie. It just doesn’t look good in my opinion
dont they just look like prize fools lol, imagine someone wearing all of the above, now that I would pay to see
This is phenomenal !!!!!!!! XD
Ah thank you very much, glad you liked it
id like to see what the author of this dresses like
hmmmm
Haha, well I wear normal clothes, ones that are both comfortable and fashionable, and refrain from looking like a tool lol
hahah these are all pretty dead on. however, i regret to add that you sound like an uneducated douchey mallrat the second you use the term “emo’s”. get your shit together yo.
Yeah think your missing the point entirely, I have no idea what your talking about, please explain, this is a British blog at the end of the day, our sense of humour is not the same as yours.
Yeah u suck lol
I actually wear skinny jeans, band tees, and slouchy beanies. Hot topic is… Perfect… But letting pants fall… Ew