Are All Women Crazy?
The question of the day: Are all women crazy?
The answer: Drum-roll please…
No.
From experience, 25% of women are sane.
I’m basing this on the general dealings I’ve had with women in my life. Other people may have different opinions but I’m sticking to my guns regardless of how biased they are 
From family dealings to dating and to customer service, only women have managed to pull off crazy stunts that will stick in my mind till the end of time.
Prime examples of crazy women:
1)My mother throwing a shoe as hard as she could as my father’s head. (with me laughing hidden in a corner)
2)One of my English teachers throwing a piece of chalk directly on one of my friend’s forehead.
3)One of my friend’s giflfriend’s rolling up a pizza in a ball and throwing it at this friends face.
4)Girlfriends crying because the rain messed up their makeup
5)Girlfriends getting jealous if you happen to get more attention than they do
6)Women ignoring you for two weeks because you didn’t do exactly what they asked.
Feel Free to add some more, I know you’ve got some excellent examples!
Cheers!
Well then, I could easily reciprocate about if men are crazy:
1. Only a man would give you a two hour monologue while contradicting himself at least four times (arguing for spending money, against it, for it and then against it) and still think he made a good point.
2. Only a man will tell you one thing in the beginning of the conversation and deny he ever told you it stating “you were imaging things”.
3. Only a man would argue about something he knows nothing about with another man who knows nothing about it either.
4. Only a man would by the same shirt in 6 different colors and think it was a good stylish move.
5. Only a man would completely mess up in front of your mother and think he made a good impression.
Should I go on?