Are All Women Crazy?
The question of the day: Are all women crazy?
The answer: Drum-roll please…
From experience, 25% of women are sane.
I’m basing this on the general dealings I’ve had with women in my life. Other people may have different opinions but I’m sticking to my guns regardless of how biased they are
From family dealings to dating and to customer service, only women have managed to pull off crazy stunts that will stick in my mind till the end of time.
Prime examples of crazy women:
1)My mother throwing a shoe as hard as she could as my father’s head. (with me laughing hidden in a corner)
2)One of my English teachers throwing a piece of chalk directly on one of my friend’s forehead.
3)One of my friend’s giflfriend’s rolling up a pizza in a ball and throwing it at this friends face.
4)Girlfriends crying because the rain messed up their makeup
5)Girlfriends getting jealous if you happen to get more attention than they do
6)Women ignoring you for two weeks because you didn’t do exactly what they asked.
Feel Free to add some more, I know you’ve got some excellent examples!