Worst Pick Up Lines Ever?

Have you ever sat back with your friends simply challenging each other to find some of the worst pick up lines ever?

Unfortunately I think this has happened more than once in my case, especially when having a couple of beers.

So here goes – some of the worst pick up lines I have ever heard(use them at your own discretion):


  • You must be tired, because you’ve been running around in my mind all day.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Hey I’m lost, can you give me directions to your house?
  • You’re so hot I forgot which pickup line to use on you.
  • Stand out from the crowd. Say Yes.
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • If being sexy was a crime, you’d have life in prison.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.

A little bit more original:

  • Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  • Do you know Kung Fu? Because your body is kicking my ass.
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • You’ll probably be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
  • My friends on the other side there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a convo with the sexiest girl in the bar. Wanna have a good time and buy some drinks with some of their money?

Downright dirty:

  • I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  • Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.
  • You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong
  • Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!
  • I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
  • Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!
  • If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?
  • Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Hope you enjoyed this little sum up of some of the worst (or best) Pickup lines ever used! :)


2 Responses to “Worst Pick Up Lines Ever?”
  1. corny pick up lines says:

    My favourite: Hey, lets go back to mine and do all the things I’m gonna tell my mates we did anyway.

  2. Reesa says:

    This site is so refreshing after along hard day.I have had a couple of those lame pickup line thrown my way but, you have got to have a smooth comeback. Keep writing.

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