Worst Pick Up Lines Ever?
Have you ever sat back with your friends simply challenging each other to find some of the worst pick up lines ever?
Unfortunately I think this has happened more than once in my case, especially when having a couple of beers.
So here goes – some of the worst pick up lines I have ever heard(use them at your own discretion):
- You must be tired, because you’ve been running around in my mind all day.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- Hey I’m lost, can you give me directions to your house?
- You’re so hot I forgot which pickup line to use on you.
- Stand out from the crowd. Say Yes.
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d have life in prison.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
- When God made you, he was showing off.
A little bit more original:
- Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
- Do you know Kung Fu? Because your body is kicking my ass.
- (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
- You’ll probably be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
- My friends on the other side there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a convo with the sexiest girl in the bar. Wanna have a good time and buy some drinks with some of their money?
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
- Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.
- You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong
- Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!
- I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
- Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!
- If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?
- Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Hope you enjoyed this little sum up of some of the worst (or best) Pickup lines ever used!