Worst Pick Up Lines Ever?

Have you ever sat back with your friends simply challenging each other to find some of the worst pick up lines ever?

Unfortunately I think this has happened more than once in my case, especially when having a couple of beers.

So here goes – some of the worst pick up lines I have ever heard(use them at your own discretion):

Classics:

• You must be tired, because you’ve been running around in my mind all day.
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• Hey I’m lost, can you give me directions to your house?
• You’re so hot I forgot which pickup line to use on you.
• Stand out from the crowd. Say Yes.
• If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
• If being sexy was a crime, you’d have life in prison.
• Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
• When God made you, he was showing off.

A little bit more original:

• Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
• Do you know Kung Fu? Because your body is kicking my ass.
• (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
• You’ll probably be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
• My friends on the other side there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a convo with the sexiest girl in the bar. Wanna have a good time and buy some drinks with some of their money?

Downright dirty:

• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
• Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.
• You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong
• Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!
• I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
• Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!
• If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?
• Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Hope you enjoyed this little sum up of some of the worst (or best) Pickup lines ever used!